Elementary School Wisdom

The following is taken from an actual conversation I had with two of my GDS kids today:

Boy 1: "Do you have a wife?"

Me: "Nope, no wife."

Boy 1: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Me: "No, no girlfriend either."

Boy 2: "How old are you?"

Me: "I'm 27, almost 28."

Boy 2: "Ok. If you were any older, I'd tell you to get a hobby."



Thanks guys.